Yes you heard it right - There is a way to get through today without loosing your shirt! Sing your way through the Budget Speech - Drown out Lenihan's words of woe and in the words of Monthy Python - Always look on the bright side of death! Listen and Dance to 'Credit Crunch' by the Corrigan Brothers and you just may get through today!
CREDIT CRUNCH - CORRIGAN BROTHERS
Well your hedge fund manager
Has sold his yacht
Your shares are worthless and
You’ve been caught
The CEO of your bank
Says you’re savings are in the tank
There’s no such thing
As a free lunch
Come on lets dance the credit crunch
Cross your legs
Step left and rise
put your hands
Over your eyes
Jump up and down
Make sure you sway
And hope the credit crunch
Goes away
Your wifes upset
In disarray
You sold her handbags
On ebay
You swapped her best
Designer shoes
For a months supply
Of booze
Cross your legs.....
Your kids are mad
What can you say
You can’t affoard
Their ballet
Someday those boys
May just shoot you
Coz you went
And sold their tutu
Cross your legs....
The repo man
Took your tv
He’s coming back
For the SUV
Enlargement done
On your wife’s breasts
May someday
Be repossessed
Cross your legs...
Cross your legs...
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