THANK YOU VERY MUCH MICK O’LEARY - Corrigan Brothers and Pete Creighton

Corrigan Brothers and Pete Creighton acknowledge the new found charity and generosity in Michael O'Leary's response to the stranded Volcationers:


AT THE RYANAIR CHECK IN
I WAS STRANDED IN SPAIN
THE VOLCANIC ASH
HAD GROUNDED ME PLANE
AND RYANAIR SAID
WE’D BE WAITING A WEEK

I WAS IN SHOCK
I COULDN’T SPEAK
SO I HIRED A LIMO
AND SAID WHAT THE HELL
I WAS CHAUFFERED DIRECT
TO A FIVE STAR HOTEL

I CHECKED IN AND SWAMPED
DOWN CHAMPAGNE
SAID CHARGE IT TO RYANAIR
O’LEARY IS PAYIN

SO I SAY THANK YOU ,
THANK YOU,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH MICK O’LEARY

THANKS FOR THE CHAMPAGNE AND CAVIAR
THANKS FOR THE MASSIVE FREE MINI BAR MICK O’LEARY
THANK YOU VERY MUCH MICK O ‘LEARY

POOR MICK WENT BANANAS
ALL OVER THE NEWS
YOU CAN NOT CHARGE RYANAIR
I FLATLY REFUSE

BUT HE CHANGED HIS TUNE
THE VERY NEXT DAY
HE SENT OUT HIS SPOKESMAN
TO SAY HE WOULD PAY

SO I SAY THANK YOU , THANK YOU,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH MICK O’LEARY

THANKS FOR THE SLIPPERS AND DRESSING GOWN
THANKS FOR THE SERVICE TO TURN MY BED DOWN MICK O’LEARY
THANK YOU VERY MUCH MICK O ‘LEARY

HOTEL BILLS ARE FLOODING
TO RYANAIR
AND POOR OUL O’LEARY
IS PULLING HIS HAIR

HE WENT MAD WHEN HE SAW
THAT A CASTLEBAR GIRL
HAD RICE KRISPIES FOR BREAKFAST
AND CORN FLAKES AS WELL

SO I SAY THANK YOU , THANK YOU,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH MICK O’LEARY

THE FANTASTIC ROOM SERVICE DESERVES A MENTION
AND THAT MASSAGE RELIEVED ALL MY TENSION
MICK O’LEARY
THANK YOU VERY MUCH MICK O ‘LEARY