Friday, 8 February 2008
One of our Archbishops is missing!
I have a theory which would explain everything from ++Rowan's volte face on human sexuality, his current flirtation with Sharia law and finally the dissappearance of Osama Bin Laden! Rowan IS Osama Bin laden in disguise! The real ++Rowan has been assumed into the heavens by a Monty Python style spacecraft and is currently boring the Creator to tears (which explains the rise in sea levels - Big God Big tears!). I think this theory has an undeniable unity and cohesiveness and could indeed form the basis for a new religion.